2/18/11

okay, our topic for today is CONIO.

now what is conio?

according to urban dictionary, conio is...

airheaded nouveau riche kids who come from a generation of linguistic mongrels and thus their lack of proficiency in both english and tagalog. they mix the two languages and think that "make + tagalog verb" (eg make kulit, make kain, make away, etc.) is an actual grammatical form. they love to brag about new gadgets and think that anyone who doesn't have a camera-phone must be really pathetic.

it's ignorant, baseless, and hurtful to brand ateneans collectively konyo. they can't help it if most of them (but not all) speak good english and you don't (ie not "braggy" whatever that means) . by the way, filipino classes at the university are notoriously tough but challenging. they equip the student with at least above-average skill in the native language. thus, they know better than konyo kids.

konyo kids who think flashy stuff are everything should spend an entire month at the convent to learn what frugality is.

sa madaling salita, sila yung mga sosyalero at sosyalera na hindi kaya (o sadyang ayaw) magsalita ng straight tagalog o english. feeling kasi nila "cool" at "sosyal" sila kapag nagsasalita sila ng taglish. pero hindi naman lahat ng nagsasalita ng taglish ay conio, malalaman mo naman agad kapag conio ang nagsasalita o hindi.

madalas mo maririnig ang mga conio na nagpapayabangan ng mga bago nilang gadgets and other shits. sa totoo lang, nakakapikon sila pakinggan. dahil puro sila yabang sa katawan pero ang utak naman nila walang laman! woooo! tapos ang nakakainis pa e loud and proud silang nagtataglish sa public places. tsk tsk. PROUD NA CONIO? hahahahahaha hindi ba nila alam na bad word/negative and meaning ng conio sa spanish? :D

karamihan ng nagaaral sa la salle, poveda at ateneo ay conio. pero hindi naman lahat.
karamihan sa mga conio ay nagaaral sa la salle, poveda at ateneo. pero hindi naman lahat.
at hindi rin lahat ng conio ay mayaman. yung iba sa kanila ay sadyang mayabang lang! hahahahahahah

sa totoo lang, mababa ang tingin ko sa mga conio. hello! lahat naman e kaya magsalita ng english! pero hindi lahat ay magaling! at kabilang sila sa mga hindi magaling! because if they are good in english, why can't they speak straight english?

here's an actual convo of two conios i saw on facebook~ nakakahiya mang aminin, naging girl crush ko pa yung isa dyan! damn! pero hindi din nagtagal ang pagkacrush ko sa kanya dahil naturn off ako sa pagiging conio niya! hahahahaha GAY!read my post here.

conios are just like jejemons. formal education.. is something they don't have. and both of them will just ruin the philippine society.

marami pa akong hinaing tungkol sa mga conio pero tinatamad na ako magisip hahahahaha kung against ka sa opinyon ko, you're free to go with enma ai bwahahahah joke. just leave :3